Thursday, May 26, 2005

Commercial break #1

All right, so I admit this doesn't fit technically into my blog, but whatever. I might just leave this up for a short time. I think it's pretty accurate, especially near the top of the list - but perhaps that is just due to the fact that by the time I get to the bottom I'm a bit nauseated by all the idealism. If you want to take the test, it's here: What are the Keys to Your Heart?

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

3 Comments:

Blogger Liz said...

No, actually, I do think this thing belongs on your blog. This quiz could definitely use to be defecated on. What the fuck does the fact that I like cats in any shape or form have to do with any of this?

My responses were the same as yours with two exceptions:

"Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with."

"In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered."

Sorry, Ferrari, I may decide I'm tired of you and your obnoxiousness and get rid of you.... like right now. No, wait, my ideal relationship is lasting. Anyone sensing some contradiction here?

Oh, and I also got the one that said "Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality." For one, you know altogether too well that's not true. And since when do I really give a fuck about what society thinks?

8:50 AM  
Blogger smottical said...

awesome! you are so right. let the defecation commence!

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Zap said...

Heheh. Yeah, my final one was something along the lines of "You will do anything for love, but you won't fall into it easily".... well, obviously I won't do anything, eh?

Oh, and I also got the society and morality thing. Is that a default or something? Cause everybody knows I have this great love of conformaty and fitting in with social and moral norms.....

1:05 PM  

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