Put Your Twat Where Your Beer Is

Recently, Dan Savage had a segment in one of his articles discussing a man who dried his fecal matter, grated it with a cheese grater, and then sprinkled it over the pastries at Fiesta. Imagine for a moment the sensation of biting into one of those pastries. That sensation pretty well approximates how I feel about a woman using her own vaginal yeast as part of her beer recipe.



For one thing, how the hell did she harvest the stuff? Do we even want to know? Plus, chances are she's been porking, because let's face it, a girl with boobs like that is definitely getting porked. So then what if in the process of scraping yeast off her vaginal wall she also got penis skin cells? Lube? A contraceptive?? Plus, if her pubes look anything like that matted bug thatch on top of her head, I'd definitely be skimming that beer for "extras."