RidiculASS
Well, being the raging little homo that I am, nobody would expect me to have any fashion taste. I mean, lesbians are known for sensible shoes and bad haircuts, right? However, I would like to point out that my intrinsic bad taste due to sexual orientation means that something which offends my sensibilities must be exponentially more horrific to have an effect. And speaking of such horrificness, let me introduce you to the WORST pair of jeans I have ever seen.
Right. So, for starters there is some confusion here. The presence of a huge gaping space over the wearer's asscrack seems to indicate that a gay man designed this obscenity. But... don't gay men usually have good taste? Is there a subculture of fashion designers who find the combination of farmer's tan, cop glasses, and 70s pornstar moustache sexy? I could have sworn they all got AIDS and died back in the 80s.
In case you couldn't see well enough, here's a closeup. Now we have a lovely display of crack, where the shadows of wiry ass-whiskers appear to be protruding slightly. How much do you want to bet that it's braidable? His ass also looks as if it has never seen sunlight, which is kind of surprising considering that it is showing in all its glory now.
And finally:
All I have to say is that I wouldn't stick my thumb in that crack. I'll bet his fingers reeked for days.
Right. So, for starters there is some confusion here. The presence of a huge gaping space over the wearer's asscrack seems to indicate that a gay man designed this obscenity. But... don't gay men usually have good taste? Is there a subculture of fashion designers who find the combination of farmer's tan, cop glasses, and 70s pornstar moustache sexy? I could have sworn they all got AIDS and died back in the 80s.
In case you couldn't see well enough, here's a closeup. Now we have a lovely display of crack, where the shadows of wiry ass-whiskers appear to be protruding slightly. How much do you want to bet that it's braidable? His ass also looks as if it has never seen sunlight, which is kind of surprising considering that it is showing in all its glory now.
And finally:
All I have to say is that I wouldn't stick my thumb in that crack. I'll bet his fingers reeked for days.
posted by spazfilly at 9:07 AM
4 Comments:
I'd like to add that the crack doesn't even allow anal access. Now that's just bad engineering!
All I can say is...wow. That's quite a find. That's quite a model.
You come up with the wildest things, girl. These jeans are going to be all over Rainbow Cattle Co, you KNOW it.
I don't think I'll go check it out though. Blech.
Your blog fucking rocks.
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