Commercial break #1

All right, so I admit this doesn't fit technically into my blog, but whatever. I might just leave this up for a short time. I think it's pretty accurate, especially near the top of the list - but perhaps that is just due to the fact that by the time I get to the bottom I'm a bit nauseated by all the idealism. If you want to take the test, it's here: What are the Keys to Your Heart?

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

Crappucino

What better way to start this blog than with a case in which defecation plays a role in flavor enhancement?

Of course I am talking about the ever-infamous Kopi Luwak coffee. It's rich, chocolatey, and has no aftertaste. I wish I could say the same about things that come out of my ass.

Basically some furry Indonesian creature that looks like a cross between a cat and a mongoose eats the coffee cherries and craps out the beans mostly intact, and then they are roasted and made into a tasty coffee.



Who knew that combined bestiality and scat fetishes could so easily be appeased at the mere price of $175 per pound!

Info that I was too lazy to summarize:

Kopi Luwak Coffee